fakegalleryprincess:

I don’t even have a computer.

Okay, we got 3,943,048 little sarcastic assholes on here

(Source: lifemakeslove-lookhard)

queen-of-france:

aliciasimmons:

fat-frank:

ieroplaceable:

help

how do you get a famous blog to follow you

give them a blowjob

swallow 4 follow

#was gonna tag this as ‘brb choking’ #realized i probably shouldn’t

(Source: quinnawman)

bigstupidbaby:

ugh mums are so annoying ‘clean ur room take out the trash im worried about your mental health why is there a dead guy in the living room’ ha ha yeah ok whatever mum

flirtykurty:

OH MY GOD MY MOM WAS USING HER EMAIL ON MY COMPUTER AND SHE’S HOPELESS AT COMPUTERS AND SHE MINIMIZED HER EMAIL BY ACCIDENT AND SAW MY KINDLE WINDOW OPEN WITH REALLY REALLY EXPLICIT SUPERNATURAL GAY FANFICTION (DESTIEL IF YOU WERE WONDERING)

I WALK IN AND SHE’S BLUSHING AND SHE GOES “I DON’T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED MAKENNA GET ME BACK” 

I BLAMED IT ON HER I SAID OH MY GOD MOM WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?! WHAT SORT OF THINGS ARE YOU READING MOM?! AND SHE BOUGHT IT

meladoodle:

cybercum:

meladoodle:

*flirts with mirror*

mirror: “pls stop”

urbancatfitters:

i’m such a shitty friend and i act like i’ll be a good friend and i’m like oh i’m here for you but then i’m tired all the time and i don’t text back and i might not even say hi to you if i see you because i don’t like socially interacting and everyone annoys me and i’m so sorry

pureorangeness:

westbor0baptistchurch:

rnachamp:

is swag an emotion

no patrick swag is not an emotion

yolo is not an emotion either

(Source: wartortles)

fake-mermaid:

i wonder what it’s like to be so good looking that people get nervous talking to you