i think were all forgetting the best part of elementary school:
what the actual fuck is that thing
its a scooter and its fucking amazing
are you saying your PE classes consisted of some form of bumpercars using these weird scooting platform things coz that would have been so rad man
HOW I’M GONNA GO TO SCHOOL FROM NOW ON
THESE WERE EPIC, Ya know, until you ran over your finger(s) while riding one…
My mum just joined tumblr
like imagine if you’d never seen a dog and you saw a saint bernard and you were like, what’s that and then someone was like, thats a dog. and then you saw a chihuahua and you were like ok whats that and they were like, that’s a dog. wouldn’t you feel lied to? wouldn’t you sense that something was amiss
imagine this crawling towards u
hands up if you sing duets with yourself
Fuck that I sing “Bohemian Rhapsody” by myself
IS THIS THE REAL LIFE
if you cunts think you’re about to start singing bohemian rhapsody on my post I will kick you so fucking hard your mother’s mother will feel it
family guy is sexist, racist, homophobic, and transphobic on a regular basis but the people who watch it don’t get offended until seth macfarlane kills a dog that isn’t real
this fucking show
“this leaves men confused and unable to pigeonhole you. What they are forced to do instead is… take you seriously.”
your url makes this 10x creepier
I’ll be waiting, 2 hours timer is setlook at the notes.
Okay, we’ll be waiting.
What the actual fuck you guys
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKING FUCK
Jennifer Lawrence is amazing.
Liam Hemsworth on working with Jennifer Lawrence
this is literally gold I want to frame this above my fireplace